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100% True And Real Facts About Astrology

Did you know that people who believe in astrology are 150% more likely to win the lottery?

Actually, the more you know about your birth chart, your odds increase exponentially (source: just trust me. Would I lie to you?). For example, since I became TwinFlame’s resident blogger, I have won the lottery 10 times more than I ever have before!

Unrelated note: 10 times 0 is still 0.

Since I can guarantee you didn’t know that fact, I’ll generously provide more 100% absolutely true and real facts about astrology. Just promise not to fact-check me.

¡ǝɹɐ noʎ ʍou 'ǝɹoɟǝq ǝɹɐʍɐ ʇ’uǝɹǝʍ noʎ ǝsɐɔ uI ˙ƃuᴉʞoɾ ɯ’I ʇɐɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ ʇɐɥʇ ǝɯnssɐ oʇ ʇuɐʍ I ¡slooℲ lᴉɹd∀ ˙dn llɐ ɯǝɥʇ ǝpɐɯ I 'ʎllɐnʇɔ∀ ˙lɐǝɹ puɐ ǝnɹʇ %00Ɩ ʎlqɐᴉɟᴉɹǝʌ ǝɹɐ ʇsod sᴉɥʇ uᴉ pǝʇsᴉl ʎƃoloɹʇsɐ ʇnoqɐ sʇɔɐɟ lɐǝɹ puɐ ǝnɹʇ ʎlǝʇnlosqɐ %00Ɩ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝuou :ɹǝɯᴉɐlɔsᴉp

Astrology makes you smarter.

How? You want to know how? Well, um, when you engage your brain in the world of astrology, you’re learning … about you! And part of you is your brain. So really, astrology is helping you learn about the brain. If you spend enough time thinking about astrology, I think that legally you should qualify for a degree in psychology. Or neuroscience. Studying for your medical exams? Just use the TwinFlame App more instead of reading your textbooks. I’d much rather have a doctor who understands my Virgo tendencies than one who knows anything about medicine.

Your health improves by learning about the stars!

This can’t possibly be true, you’re thinking. But like everything in this very factual, highly researched, peer-reviewed blog post, it’s real! Astrology is fun. Fun makes you happy. Happy people have brains that produce a lot of happy chemicals and those are probably good for you! That’s how science works.

People who know astrology are more likely to become famous.

Every famous person has a birth chart. Coincidence? I think not. That’s right, every single celebrity (including Beyonce, who happens to be a Virgo like myself) has a sun, moon, and rising sign, along with all the other stuff that you and I are still learning about. Therefore, astrology must be the reason why they’re famous.

TwinFlame readers are the world’s leading astrology experts!

Yes, even you! Readers of the TwinFlame blog and especially users of the TwinFlame app are shown to be 4122% more knowledgeable about astrology, psychology, and all of the other ‘ologies’! That’s because the app has wide variety of ways for you to learn more about astrology and understand yourself from that perspective – and THAT’S a fact.

So, there’s your dose of true, real, verified fun facts about astrology. There’s definitely no specific reason for us posting this on April 1st, so don’t look too much into that. I hope these facts help you understand why astrology is such an essential field of knowledge for everyone to understand.

Happy April Fools’ Day!

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